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The I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Butter Challenge (Closed)
    This is what happens when you get five women together to watch Smallville and someone comments that Lex is extremely lickable.  So, whether it's Last Tango in Smallville or some other delightful dairy dilemma, we want your stories.  Is it movie night at the mansion?  Milking time on the farm?  Whatever you decide, give us something to make our hearts veritably churn with passion!  Clex is preferred, but we're flexible.  Story should include the phrase "I can't believe it's not butter."  (That's all - we're not asking for much.)  Participants are ENCOURAGED to use all manner of substances on lovely lickable Lex.
DEADLINE:  September 30, 2004


I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
  by Lacey McBain
Pairing:  Clark/Lex.  NC-17.
Summary: "Lex, how exactly did you get your head stuck in the banister?"

Butter Makes It Better   by Nuala
Pairing:  Lana/Chloe.  NC-17.
Summary:  Lana experiences a change of outlook.

Cinnamon and Sugary and Softly Spoken Lies  by Kat Reitz and Tzigane
Pairing:  Clark/Lex.  PG.
Summary:  Trust is a delicate sort of thing.  So is cinnamon toast.

Concessions and Victories by Artemis
Pairing:  Clark/Lex.  NC-17.
Summary:   Lex and Clark come back from a date, but realize to their horror there's no lube. What's a guy to do? Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Real Butter  by
Pairing:  Clark/Lex.  NC-17.
Summary:  Lex gets a visitor in the middle of the night with an unexpected plan.

Conquer the Heart  by
Pairing:  Clark/Lex.  NC-17.
Summary:  Lex finally makes another friend, causing Clark to become jealous, to Clark's surprise and confusion. Clark ponders the past, present, and an uncertain future as he comes to a startling conclusion.

Clark, Lex and the Naked Chef, Part 1 by Obscura
Clark, Lex and the Naked Chef, Part 2
Pairing:  Clark/Lex.  NC-17.
Summary:  Lex does Clark a favour, so Clark does Lex a favour ...