Rating: R
Summary: “You brought me here to show
me your gun?”
Spoilers: Everything through "Seige III." The story follows
the characters through a more-or-less loosely-based S1.
Distraction
- Mar. 2006
Rating: R
Summary: “Have you tried ear plugs?”
Rodney
asks. “It’s
in my
head, Rodney. Ear plugs don’t do a lot when the voices are inside your
brain!”
Spoilers: Minor for "Duet" and "The Long Goodbye."
The
First Pressing - June 2006
Rating: NC-17
Summary: John doesn’t know when he started thinking people had to
justify being happy.
Spoilers: None really. Set post-Runner, S2.
Five
Kisses - Mar. 2006
Rating: PG
Summary: Five kiss vignettes.
Spoilers: Minor for "Brotherhood."
Five
Impossible Things Rodney McKay Did Before Breakfast - October 2006
Rating:
PG-13
Summary: Rodney hates
that this is the day he’s going to disappoint everyone, and it’s little
consolation he probably won’t be around to deal with the fall-out.
Spoilers: Season 1 up til "The Eye."
For
All Intents and Porpoises - Nov. 2005
Rating: PG
Summary: In which there is great discovery, creamy butterscotch
pudding, and too many fish jokes.
Spoilers: Through to "Sanctuary."
Lost
in Waiting - June 2006
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "You can’t have it both ways, Colonel. If you haven’t
had any
relationships, either you’re having the occasional one-night stand or
you’re not having sex at all.”
Spoilers: Through S2 - just to be safe.
Negotiations
- Jan. 2006
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Aliens made them do it … but they didn’t
have to try very hard.
Spoilers: Set in S2 somewhere - no real spoilers, though a small
reference to "Duet."
No
More Dreadful Punishment - May 2006
Rating: R
Summary: Like Sisyphus, Rodney keeps doing the impossible tasks -
until he can't.
Spoilers: Through to "Inferno."
There's
a Trick with a Knife I'm Learning to Do - May 2006
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Everyone breaks.
Spoilers: Through to "Critical Mass."
Unsuitable Men -
September 2011
NEW!!
Rating: NC-17
Summary: McKay is kidnapped and traumatized on an
alien planet.
Warnings:
Attempted rape/non-con. Please heed more detailed warnings in the
notes section on the story page.
Very,
Very Improbable - Jan. 2006
Rating: PG
Summary: "Beautiful Air Force Lt. Colonels of either gender
didn’t just show up
and start kissing him without the universe punishing him in some way."
Spoilers: Through to "Grace Under Pressure".
Wrestle Tiger,
Return to Mountain - Mar. 2006
Rating: PG
Summary:
“If you have a ZPM or technology that’s not working, I’m your man, but
wrestling tigers clearly falls under Colonel Sheppard’s areas of
expertise.”
Coda to the Hive (2 related fics)
Tell
Me Lies - Nov. 2005
Rating: G
Summary: Rodney really does suck at lying. Even to himself.
Spoilers: Coda to "The Hive."
What
Lies Beneath - Dec. 2005
Rating: PG
Summary: John realizes he doesn't have all the information about
what happened to Rodney.
Spoilers: Through "The Hive" including some dialogue from
the episode. Follow-up to
Tell Me
Lies.
Bonded
like Electrons Series
Better
in the Long Run - Oct. 2005
Rating: G. Pre-slash.
Summary: Being a man is a difficult thing. Sheppard POV.
Solve
for Y - Oct. 2005
Rating: G. Pre-slash.
Summary: Rodney considers the quantum mechanics of a hug.
McKay POV.
Stand-Alone RPS Stories
(Pre-Slash and Slash)
Real Person Slash involves writing about real
people in fictionalized ways. I'm interested in the ways persona
(especially for actors who assume multiple personas as part of their
work) intersects with character. If this concept bothers you or
if you are below the legal age of consent in your area, please do not
read. These stories are FICTION and are not meant in any way to
represent the real lives of the people involved.
That
Inevitable Awkward Question - June 2007
Rating: PG-13. Pre-slash. (Joe/David)
Summary: Joe's getting really tired of that kissing thing.
When
Joe Met David - June 2007
Rating:
NC-17. Slash. (Joe/David.)
Summary: They’ve had a little trouble casting the
part of African-American astrophysicist Dr. Ingram.